First off, what the fuck was this supposed to be? I get that it’s supposed to be a commentary on the art world and a horror movie at the same time, but I literally don’t get what I’m supposed to get from it outside of that. There’s so many plot threads and downtime in between all the crazy parts that it causes the movie to have an inconsistent tone. Am I supposed to laugh or be scared or just think? Velvet Buzzsaw is a nearly 2 hour cocktease of a movie that has some interesting ideas, but it wants to tackle too much, and really ends up doing none of it very well. I understand the main idea though. There’s a lot of jaded pretentious art people. I got this right away and there was nothing new that the smartest comedies to even the most bottom of the barrel satires haven’t already done communicating that same idea. Art people are pretentious. It takes a large bulk of its run-time making sure we get that as we’re seeing a lot of these characters just living their life functioning around this world.
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Review – The Amityville Murders (2019)
Logan Myerz reviews the newest entry in ‘The Amityville Horror‘ franchise, ‘The Amityville Murders.’ The film hits theaters, On Demand, and Digital today!
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“On the night of November 13, 1974, Ronald DeFeo, Jr. took a high-powered rifle and murdered his entire family as they slept. At his trial, DeFeo claimed that “voices” in the house commanded him to kill. This is their story.”
Cinephellas Podcast – Episode 26 (Interview with Diane Franklin)
On this episode of Cinephellas Podcast, we interviewed the talented Diane Franklin (Better Off Dead/Bill &Ted ) about her role in the new horror film, The Amityville Murders. This is her second time in the The Amityville Horror franchise and she shares her experience getting cast in the film, the real Amityville House, and her upcoming projects.
THE AMITYVILLE MURDERS hits theaters, On Demand, and Digital today!
Review – Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
“All Art is Dangerous.” We reviewed Dan Gilroy’s (Nightcrawler) newest film, Velvet Buzzsaw starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Rene Russo.
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“After a series of paintings by an unknown artist are discovered, a supernatural force enacts revenge on those who have allowed their greed to get in the way of art.”
Review – The Haunting of Hill House (2018) **31 Days of Horror**
Logan Myerz reviews Mike Flanagan’s new 10-episode Netflix series The Haunting of Hill House. The show is a reimagining of Shirley Jackson’s classic horror novel.
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“Flashing between past and present, a fractured family confronts haunting memories of their old home and the terrifying events that drove them from it.”
Review – The Nun (2018) **31 Days of Horror**
by Kevin Muller
The Nun is the new entry in The Conjuring cinematic universe. It expands upon the legend of an evil spirit that takes the form of a hideous nun. The universe has been the go to for those who want to be dropped into a world of the supernatural, instead of one full of superheroes. Annabelle was the first standalone film based on the findings of real life couple Ed and Lorraine Warren. Of course, major liberties have been taken, but each of these films follow the same beats as the ones that proceed them. Does this one add anything new to the universe or is it just one that will get lost in the shuffle as more of these are to be made in the near future?
Review – Daphne and Velma (2018)
Logan Myerz reviews Daphne and Velma, the origin story of how these characters first met before Scooby-Doo and the rest of the Mystery Inc !
“The female future members of Mystery Inc. investigate strange goings-on in their school.”